一个关于 UDP 的英文笑话

[zxgngl]

Knock knock.

A UDP packet.

Who's there?

[eric]

我来歪楼：

"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
"Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

[CrazySpiderMan]

这个我从 Twitter 看到过, 它说的是异步编程的笑话. 原文如下:

An asynchronous operation.
Who ’ s there?
Knock knock.

地址: https://twitter.com/iamdevloper/status/690170694106087424

话说这个 iamdeveloper, 绝对值得关注, 几乎讲得是 IT 的段子.

[rim99]

@eric 绝了

[Tourin]

哈哈,看懂了

[WhoMercy]

@eric LOL