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给宅男们送福利了,撸了个小程序“全是我老婆”

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  •   wolfy123 · 215 天前 · 3980 次点击
    这是一个创建于 215 天前的主题,其中的信息可能已经有所发展或是发生改变。

    趁着没复工,也出不了门,撸了个小程序“全是我老婆”,就是通过一些测试题,来测一下哪位动漫女神是你的老婆。

    这些女神包括:焰灵姬、紫女、美杜莎女王、云韵、天使彦、朱竹清、艾妙妙等几十位,就列出这几个,熟悉国漫的老铁,应该知道这是什么级别的女神,剩下的大家去小程序里看看吧。(有几位女神的身材。。。我都怕过不了审,你懂得)

    放出一张吧:

    qs_yan4.jpg

    为啥我会做这么个小程序呢,事情是酱婶儿的:

    我喜欢泡 B 站,经常刷一些 ACG 女神的混剪,比如这些:

    https://www.bilibili.com/video/av81804927

    https://www.bilibili.com/video/av80619725

    然后弹幕里就经常看到这样的:都是我的、xxx 我抱走了、我全都要、 拔刀吧诸君

    什么?拔刀吧诸君?那我只能说:大人,时代变了(扣动扳机。。。)

    哦不,我没有掏枪,而是默默的决定结束这场纷争,性格测试决定哪位女神会属于你,大家不用争了

    于是就有了目前的这个小程序。

    然而上线之后,我老婆(我真实的老婆)一针见 shi 的提出了致命的问题:你这个玩意儿不行啊,完全没有用户粘性,就是再沉迷 ACG 的老铁,用几次也就拉倒了啊

    我脸上笑嘻嘻,心里 mmp,被自己老婆说不行。。。

    然后我就思考了一下,决定后面增加挑战模式,就是罗列出所有女神,哪位是你最喜欢的,你可以通过答题(或者其他)方式来挑战,赢了就被你收入后宫。然后后宫女神达到一定数量后,再给个奖励啥的,比如实体手办。

    不知道这样会不会有吸引力一些

    最后放上二维码,欢迎使用,也希望老铁们给点建议

    ewm.jpg

    第 1 条附言  ·  215 天前

    刚更新了一版,加了一个彩蛋。如果有哪位老铁非常幸运的测出了彩蛋页面,请截图,并添加彩蛋页上面的微信号,我将送给你一个女帝的实体手办(中奖概率是2017分之12)

    nd.jpg

    25 条回复    2020-02-29 11:43:17 +08:00
    whileFalse
        1
    whileFalse   215 天前
    强制看广告?流失了。
    haf007
        2
    haf007   215 天前 via Android
    没有兴趣,虚头巴脑,
    gabezhao
        3
    gabezhao   215 天前
    你去 b 站宣传一下,这里的估计都没兴趣
    wolfy123
        4
    wolfy123   215 天前
    @gabezhao #3 哈哈,B 站也推了,感谢老铁~
    wolfy123
        5
    wolfy123   215 天前
    @whileFalse #1 强制是不好,没办法,挣个服务器钱吧。后面加上挑战模式就把广告去掉了
    wuqingdzx
        6
    wuqingdzx   215 天前
    首页使我放弃
    gemchen
        7
    gemchen   215 天前
    15 秒广告后居然卡住页面了,没办法点返回又重新看了一个还是不行……再来点击查看结果居然都没反映了……
    算了算了
    wolfy123
        8
    wolfy123   215 天前
    @gemchen #7 对不住老铁,我试试看是不是有 bug
    wolfy123
        9
    wolfy123   215 天前
    wolfy123
        10
    wolfy123   215 天前
    337136897
        11
    337136897   215 天前
    强行看广告,有意思么,找骂?
    lxmfly123
        12
    lxmfly123   215 天前
    上去就要填表,我还以为要相亲呢。
    wolfy123
        13
    wolfy123   214 天前
    @lxmfly123 #12 就是相亲啊,只不过对象是虚拟人物喽
    William911
        14
    William911   214 天前
    根本就没有什么彩蛋页
    William911
        15
    William911   213 天前
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    wolfy123
        16
    wolfy123   213 天前
    @William911 #15 你这是哪辈子扒的代码啊,我现在的数据早增加了很多了。 你别说,你这种行为还真提醒了我,为了防止你这种货色,我把版本回退了,手办不送了。
    wolfy123
        17
    wolfy123   213 天前
    @William911 #14 你也不用费劲的去扒代码了,代码贴出来给你看。https://i.loli.net/2020/02/27/HFOqSMBbdgIYl9r.png
    我猜你之所以没扒到,是因为昨天我上线彩蛋后发现有个致命 bug,我就回退版本了,估计你是那个时候扒的吧。
    no1xsyzy
        18
    no1xsyzy   213 天前
    @wolfy123 #16 “你这种货色” 你看不起前端?
    #15 是 mock 用代码吧,这也能混进去还看不起前端?
    qianmeng
        19
    qianmeng   213 天前 via Android
    感觉一般般啊,缺点动力
    usslss
        20
    usslss   213 天前
    噗 手办不送了
    wolfy123
        21
    wolfy123   213 天前
    @no1xsyzy #18 跟前端有啥关系,我是指这种扒了别人代码还私自放出来的货色
    wolfy123
        22
    wolfy123   213 天前
    @usslss #20 后边还会加上的,放到服务端
    wolfy123
        23
    wolfy123   213 天前
    @qianmeng #19 嗯,现在的确是没啥意思,正在码新模块的代码
    no1xsyzy
        24
    no1xsyzy   212 天前
    @wolfy123 不扒代码叫个吉尔前端,又没黑进你服务器?看上去也不是 deobf 出来的。
    这代码怎么说还不都是你自己放出来的吗?
    yaapoo
        25
    yaapoo   211 天前
    好无聊。
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