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  •   mutelog · 2017-05-20 10:30:32 +08:00 · 4843 次点击
    这是一个创建于 372 天前的主题,其中的信息可能已经有所发展或是发生改变。
    echo 'I love U' > /dev/null
    61 回复  |  直到 2017-05-23 19:11:11 +08:00
        1
    momocraft   2017-05-20 10:40:49 +08:00   ♥ 10
    make: *** No rule to make target 'love'. Stop.
        2
    yansyuei   2017-05-20 10:40:51 +08:00   ♥ 1
    sudo rm -rf /*
        3
    jtsai   2017-05-20 10:46:11 +08:00
    init 0
        4
    mgna17   2017-05-20 11:02:37 +08:00   ♥ 1


    $ date
    2017 年 05 月 20 日 星期六 10:58:38 CST

    $ steam
    Running Steam on arch 64-bit
        5
    Tiande   2017-05-20 11:07:05 +08:00 via Android
    一个比一个催狗泪下
        6
    xratzh   2017-05-20 11:07:09 +08:00 via iPhone
    root#dd-wrt:ipkg update
    -sh: ipkg not found
        7
    am241   2017-05-20 11:17:36 +08:00 via Android
    make money...
        8
    xiahei   2017-05-20 11:17:46 +08:00 via Android   ♥ 21
    $ date
    2017 年 05 月 19 日 星期五 22:34:05 CST

    $ vim

    $ date
    2017 年 05 月 20 日 星期六 08:16:33 CST
        9
    congeec   2017-05-20 11:26:42 +08:00   ♥ 1
    @xiahei 昨天夜里 5 点睡的看到你这条立马哭晕在厕所
        10
    tracyone   2017-05-20 11:48:16 +08:00 via iPhone
    难道不是 sudo apt-get install girlfriend
        11
    xzzhuce   2017-05-20 11:55:37 +08:00   ♥ 10
    ➜ girlfriend
    The program ‘ girlfriend ’ is currently not installed.

    Did you mean this ?
    sudo apt-get install boyfriend.

    ➜fuck
    sudo apt-get install boyfriend.
    [sudo] password for coder:****
    Reading package lists... Done
        12
    imxieke   2017-05-20 11:57:36 +08:00
    楼主有故事啊

    真的 我看了 人家 00 后 我真的想用下面代码来表达

    ```
    rm -fr /
    pacman -S base base-devel --noconfirm
    ```
        13
    am241   2017-05-20 11:58:25 +08:00   ♥ 7
    whois girlfrend
    whereis girlfrend
    touch girlfrend
        14
    hilyjiang   2017-05-20 12:03:17 +08:00
    echo '该干啥干啥去!'
    shutdown -P now
        15
    htfy96   2017-05-20 12:18:05 +08:00
    @imxieke
    zsh: command not found: pacman
        16
    wanglv110   2017-05-20 12:21:01 +08:00
    hadoop fs -rm -r /root/加班
        17
    pwf   2017-05-20 12:22:52 +08:00 via Android
    cd ex_gf_pic
    ls -l
    total 0
        18
    yuedingwangji   2017-05-20 12:26:12 +08:00
    @congeec 看不懂,什么意思?
        19
    Osk   2017-05-20 12:26:40 +08:00 via Android
    man girlfriend
    locate girlfriend
    find -name girlfriend -exec lock {} \;
        20
    mengyaoss77   2017-05-20 12:32:42 +08:00 via Android
    @yuedingwangji 人家写代码写了个通宵。
        21
    V3EX17   2017-05-20 12:45:34 +08:00 via iPhone   ♥ 1
    @am241 girlfriendriend←_←
        22
    ynyounuo   2017-05-20 12:49:16 +08:00
    yes no
        23
    ic3z   2017-05-20 12:58:38 +08:00 via Android
    make -j8
        24
    shiji   2017-05-20 13:07:51 +08:00 via Android
    iptables -P INPUT DROP
    iptables -F
        25
    Phariel   2017-05-20 13:28:21 +08:00
    echo 'Happy 520 day !'

    sudo rm -rf /*
        26
    h3nng   2017-05-20 13:28:52 +08:00   ♥ 1
    whoami 我是谁

    pwd 我在哪

    history | more 发生了什么
        27
    RIcter   2017-05-20 13:40:52 +08:00   ♥ 2
    sudo apt-get remove girlfriend && sudo apt-get install greenhat
        28
    eloah   2017-05-20 13:46:53 +08:00
    ps aux | grep single_dog
        29
    halfer53   2017-05-20 14:37:45 +08:00
    grep -Hrn girlfriend myself | wc
    0 0 0

    grep -Hrn memories exgirlfriend | wc
    137 762 7368
        30
    jdlau   2017-05-20 14:42:59 +08:00
    ➜ ~ ssh girl@xxx
    ssh: Could not resolve hostname xxx: nodename nor servname provided, or not known
        31
    trdcaz   2017-05-20 16:02:02 +08:00 via iPhone
    $ tr -dc a-z < /dev/urandom | head -c6
    trdcaz
        32
    BraveRBT   2017-05-20 16:06:14 +08:00
    @RIcter sudo 此时需要 --purge
        33
    Hilong   2017-05-20 16:40:07 +08:00 via Android
    sudo pacman -S girlfriend
        34
    Abercrombie   2017-05-20 16:46:10 +08:00   ♥ 9
    user@user:~$ sudo apt-get install wife
    [sudo] password for singledog:
    Reading package lists... Done
    Building dependency tree
    Reading state information... Done
    You might want to run 'apt-get -f install' to correct these:
    The following packages have unmet dependencies:
    wife:i386 : Depends: libbighouse:i386 (>= 1.0.0)
    Depends: libfancycar:i386 (>= 1.0.0)
    Depends: libsalary:i386 (>= 30000.0.0)
    Depends: libheight:i386 (>=1.8.0)
    Depends: libdick:i386 (>= 18.0.0)
    Depends: libage:i386 (<= 30.0.0)

    user@user:~$ sudo killall
        35
    pwcong   2017-05-20 16:47:07 +08:00
    $ cat ~/girl.conf
    no such file or directory.

    $
        36
    twm   2017-05-20 17:22:57 +08:00
        37
    scnace   2017-05-20 19:28:30 +08:00 via Android
    @congeec 5 点的带我一个 白天 8 点起的
        38
    boro   2017-05-20 21:48:20 +08:00 via iPhone
    $ / 女朋友
    $ ? 女朋友
        39
    ifaii   2017-05-20 21:51:55 +08:00
    大家都是有故事的人
        40
    muziki   2017-05-20 21:58:14 +08:00
        41
    muziki   2017-05-20 21:59:17 +08:00
    <script type="text/javascript" src="https://asciinema.org/a/06a2z2muufozij7f9hsgahoh2.js" id="asciicast-06a2z2muufozij7f9hsgahoh2" async></script>
        42
    mickeyandkaka   2017-05-20 22:25:22 +08:00
    ➜ ~ cat .bash_history

    Brian Fox began coding Bash on January 10, 1988 after Richard Stallman became dissatisfied with the lack of progress being made by a prior developer. Stallman and the Free Software Foundation (FSF) considered a free shell that could run existing shell scripts so strategic to a completely free system built from BSD and GNU code that this was one of the few projects they funded themselves, with Fox undertaking the work as an employee of FSF. Fox released Bash as a beta, version .99, on June 8, 1989 and remained the primary maintainer until sometime between mid-1992 and mid-1994, when he was laid off from FSF and his responsibility was transitioned to another early contributor, Chet Ramey.
        43
    aidchow   2017-05-21 00:39:09 +08:00 via Android
    有意思
        44
    think2011   2017-05-21 02:14:45 +08:00
        45
    expy   2017-05-21 02:42:51 +08:00
        46
    Lentin   2017-05-21 03:09:10 +08:00 via iPhone
        47
    liuyanjun0826   2017-05-21 07:55:21 +08:00
    npci=0x2000
        48
    timothyye   2017-05-21 08:25:29 +08:00 via Android
    ➜ ~ which girlfriend
        49
    albertofwb   2017-05-21 09:17:19 +08:00 via Android
    @h3nng cd - 我从哪里来
    w 谁在这里
        50
    imn1   2017-05-21 09:34:54 +08:00
    user@user:~/love$configure
    ...
    user@user:~/love$make love
    with whom?
        51
    clearbug   2017-05-21 09:39:36 +08:00 via Android
    @Lentin 这是什么程序?
        52
    Lentin   2017-05-21 09:43:47 +08:00
    @clearbug #51 linux 用来查看当前用户名的命令
        53
    clearbug   2017-05-21 10:06:19 +08:00
    @Lentin #52 我知道,我是说那个狗是怎么出来的?
        54
    hareandlion   2017-05-21 10:23:30 +08:00
    @Lentin 这个好玩,是覆盖了系统命令吗
        55
    Lentin   2017-05-21 10:41:27 +08:00
    @clearbug #53
    @hareandlion #54
    alias 不就能实现吗= =
        56
    yangxuan8282   2017-05-21 11:03:09 +08:00
    想起了 star war 的小电影,现在应该还能看
    telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
        57
    macleek   2017-05-21 11:20:17 +08:00
    13 年的时候印在 T 恤上的

    $> cd /LDU/302/
    $> ls -l
    $> who girl
    $> whoami
    $> less 302
    $> port /lab/101
    $> find phone|grep telnet
    $> chmod 777 girl
    $> last 158 days
    $> du heart
    $> send loveMsg
    $> kill mySelf
    $> reboot
    $> echo "I am Still Loving You!"
        58
    Ginson   2017-05-21 11:20:18 +08:00
    #!bin/love

    while true
    do
    echo "I love you"
    echo "Do you love me ?"
    read answer
    if [[ ${answer} == "yes" ]]
    then
    break
    fi
    done
        59
    Devmingwang   2017-05-22 10:46:14 +08:00 via Android
    $ whoami

    chunming

    $ sudo -i

    chunming's password:

    # wall '你们这些东西都给我去死拉死拉地'

    # rm -rf /*

    论报复人的方式
        60
    Devmingwang   2017-05-22 10:50:08 +08:00 via Android
    $ date

    02:45 星期一 2017-5-15

    $ eclipse

    $ vim

    $ chrome


    $date

    14:28 星期二 2017-5-16




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    lrppa   2017-05-23 19:11:11 +08:00
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